Summary: An experiment in Sam's lab has an unexpected result on Janet
Samantha Carter flicked the switch and the naqadah reactor began to hum. She smiled as she thought she had finally solved the overload problem. She turned to grab her lab book and jot down additional notes to be transcribed into her computer later.
As Sam turned her back, the humming sound moved up a notch. And another.
'Uh-oh!' the astrophysicist thought. 'This is definitely not good...' Reaching for the switch to shut off the small reactor, Sam felt a small shock zap her.
"Ow! Damn it!" Sam shook her slightly numb hand before reaching for the device again. Without encountering any additional shock, she pinched the switch between her thumb and forefinger as the machine rachetted up another notch.
The reactor jumped on the table and a wave of energy rushed out of it in a perfect circle. Sam felt a distinct tingle in her chest as the energy front touched her. Jumping as the wave washed through her, Sam felt her nipples hardening.
The wave quickly passed through the walls and out through the SGC. Immediately alarms sounded in the lab and the corridor.
"Oh God, I'm gonna get it," Sam moaned. Worrying about General Hammond's reaction, she wasn't prepared for the sight that appeared in her doorway.
"Damn it, Sam! What the hell did you do?" Janet Fraiser demanded.
"Uh, Janet?" Sam said as she tried to control her laughter. Janet stood there with her auburn hair sticking out from her skull in all directions.
"Sam, I just had my hair done! Now, look! It's like Phyllis Diller's worst nightmare!" Janet advanced on Sam in righteous anger while the taller woman finally let her laughter burst out. "It's not funny!" Janet yelled as she stomped her foot, her fists planted on her hips.
"Well, Janet, just say you wanted to try something different..."
"SOMETHING DIFFERENT?" Janet screamed. "Are you completely crazy? My hair..."
"Well, maybe," Sam had to pause as a fresh wave of chuckles leaped out of her throat. "Why not just disappear into your office for the day...?"
"I'm the CMO, I can't disappear! And before you suggest it, I can't just go home either. What do I tell Hammond? Bad hair day?"
"MAJOR CARTER!" the PA announced.
"Uh-oh," Sam moaned as the laughter quickly died.
"Sam, we're not done here!" Janet yelled as Sam beat a hasty retreat out of her lab.
"Janet, hon, later. My CO calls."
Quivering with rage, Janet stood in the middle of Sam's lab trying to reign in her anger. Seeing herself in a highly reflective console face, she had to struggle not to laugh. No, she wasn't going to laugh, she was too damned mad!
And aroused. Whatever that wave was, Janet was definitely feeling aroused. Now Sam was really in for it when she got home.
With that thought, Janet headed back to the Med Center to try and salvage her hair. Laughter, slightly tinged with malicious glee, followed her down the hall.