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Day One    Part: 1/3 of Dry Tortugas

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 26, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: First Time, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 8kb More Info
This story contains pictures of racy swimsuits. Not work-safe

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Jeannie 'helps' Rodney pack for his camping trip with John. Rodney is going to KILL Jeannie!

The Next Morning    Part: 2/3 of Dry Tortugas

Atlantis
Date Archived: Oct 19, 2008
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: First Time, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 9kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: contains images not safe for work
Spoilers: None

Summary: John surfs, Rodney admires

Day Three    Part: 3/3 of Dry Tortugas

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 20, 2008
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: First Time, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 21kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: contains not safe for work images
Spoilers: None

Summary: They've been camping at Dry Tortugas National Park for three days now. Rodney gets a little impatient. There's sex and there's sand and some blushing, oh and the Dick of Death

Dusty Desk

Atlantis
Date Archived: Oct 17, 2008
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: PWP
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 10kb More Info
Beta'd by Jude.

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Kink
Spoilers: None

Summary: "What would you do if I walked into the gate room, pushed you over the console, and fucked you stupid right in front of all your Marines?"

For Better Or For Worse 1 of 2

Atlantis
Date Archived: Apr 6, 2008
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: AU, First Time, Romance
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 95kb More Info
This is an attempt to remake Jude Deveraux's Harlequin novel "The River Lady" into a SGA fic. Thank you to Tacit_uk for her invaluable brainstorming, handholding, and alpha work; to Lady Grey for outline help and Adafrog for her medical expertise. Amazing beta done by Jude

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Violence
Spoilers: None

Summary: It was not some unworldly force hurtling its way to the earth that would change John Sheppard's life forever, but one lone man, someone literally thrown at John's feet, tossed away like yesterday's rubbish, a man named Rodney McKay. Harlequin AU

For Better Or For Worse 2 of 2

Atlantis
Date Archived: Apr 6, 2008
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: AU, First Time, Romance
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 123kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Violence
Spoilers: None

Summary: None

Juiced    Part: 1/5 of The Bad Sex Series

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 14, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 2kb More Info
Not all sex goes smoothly. Part one of the Bad Sex series. This story was originally posted over a year ago on my livejournal and I just now realized I never put it here.

Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: John used to like orange juice.

Double Whammy    Part: 2/5 of The Bad Sex Series

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 8, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: H/C, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 10kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: "You knocked him unconscious?"

Oops    Part: 3/5 of The Bad Sex Series

Atlantis
Date Archived: Aug 25, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: PWP
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 10kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: "Did you honestly expect it to just SLIP in there?" Sometimes bad sex turns out pretty darn good.

Ph Alkaline    Part: 4/5 of The Bad Sex Series

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 8, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: H/C, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 10kb More Info
Beta'd by Jude; God only knows what I'd do without her.

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Maybe Rodney should come with a disclaimer "Sex with Rodney McKay could be hazardous to your health".

Stuck    Part: 5/5 of The Bad Sex Series

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 14, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Established Relationship, Humor, PWP
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 6kb More Info
Beta'd by Jude, although all remaining mistakes are my own

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: John and Rodney are quite literally stuck together. They should have cleaned up before going to sleep.

Doing It Together

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 7, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: H/C, Romance
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 52kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Kink, Spanking
Spoilers: None

Summary: "It was awful and wonderful and kinky and dirty, and best of all, they were doing this together." Rodney never thought that he could trust anyone with his most guarded secrets. He was wrong.

Drip

Atlantis
Date Archived: Oct 21, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: First Time
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 17kb More Info
May squick: rimming

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Kink
Spoilers: None

Summary: Post sex, John is fascinated by some of the strangest things. Rodney is happy to be a focus of that fascination.

Pressure Points

Atlantis
Date Archived: May 6, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: H/C, Episode Related
Season/Episode: Common Ground
Size: 15kb
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Common Ground, Sateda

Summary: John never knew a headache could hurt this bad

Catch 22    Part: 1/2 of The Stripper Fic Series

Atlantis
Date Archived: May 6, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Pre-Slash, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 10kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: John always wondered how Rodney put himself through college. In his wildest dreams he hadnít imagined this

Pole Position    Part: 2/2 of The Stripper Fic Series

Atlantis
Date Archived: May 6, 2007
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Established Relationship, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 49kb More Info
Story beta'd by Jude, who puts up with more shit from me then she should have to.

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: McKay And Mrs. Miller

Summary: Rodney McKay was a man of many talents, some were just a little more unusual than others.