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Cynical_Coat

The Glowing Of The Shrew

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 18, 2006
Pairing: McKay/Other, Sheppard/Other, McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Episode Related, First Time, Humor, Drama
Season/Episode: Sanctuary
Size: 150kb More Info
Part 4: If you don't take into account the fact that all of this is my fault, I blame this small part completely and utterly (not to mention totally) on Ellex. Having Chaya say 'No one rejects pleasure when it is offered freely' put me in mind of the fact that one might reject pleasure if, say, the price was too steep? It was just too good an idea to pass up, so I ran with it. - Cynical

Part 6: My sincerest apologies to the late great Douglas Adams for appropriating and mangling the title of his wonderful book.
Eternal gratitude goes to the brilliant and talented Kamelion for telling me how the final confrontation should go. Without her excellent advice, I'd still be stuck in the diner.
This isn't exactly an SG-1 crossover, and I don't think you need to be familiar with it, but parts of this refer to the SG-1 episode 8.18 'Threads'. There's also a reference to the SGA Season 1 episode 'Home' - Ellex

Part 7: The end of this story would not have been possible without the brilliant and generous help of Kamelion, who literally told me exactly how the plot should resolve. It's entirely my fault that it took so long to actually write it. I mean it, Kam - I owe you.
A big thank you to Cynical Coat, for jumping into my twisted little idea so enthusiastically and making this so much more than one little piece of smutty tentacle!sex PWP. I'm sorry that you didn't have the time to write the ending - I would have loved to see what you came up with. On the other hand, I'm kind of glad to have written it myself - Ellex

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Adult Themes, Language, Non-con
Spoilers: Sanctuary

Summary: She's baaaaack! Chaya wants a lot more from Sheppard and McKay than they're willing to give, but how can they convince her to leave them alone?

The Tango Rodney

Atlantis
Date Archived: May 11, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor, Challenge Response, PWP
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 34kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney has a melt down, and Elizabeth gives him an ultimatum: Find a way to relieve some tension, or be relieved of duty!

Knock Down, Drag Out    Part: 1/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Atlantis
Date Archived: Oct 25, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: None
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 15kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: A disagreement escalates and Rodney is shocked to discover that he's more than a match for John when it comes to hand to... hand...

This Angry Nothing    Part: 2/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Atlantis
Date Archived: Oct 31, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: None
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 15kb
Rating: R
Warnings: Adult Themes, Violence
Spoilers: None

Summary: A disagreement escalates and Rodney is shocked to discover that he's more than a match for John when it comes to hand to... hand... ri~ight

Rainy Days, Mondays    Part: 3/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Atlantis
Date Archived: Oct 31, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Romance, Angst, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 14kb
Rating: R
Warnings: Adult Themes, Violence
Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney and Sheppard deal with the tribulations of couplehood after an ancient artifact forces them to face the truth

Out Of The Frying Pan    Part: 4/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 22, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Romance, Angst, Humor, First Time
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 20kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Violence
Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney sits John down and has a chat about his past, and why it makes him so self-conscious

...into The Fire    Part: 5/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Atlantis
Date Archived: Jan 21, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Romance, Angst, Humor, Smarm
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 34kb
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, Adult Themes
Spoilers: None

Summary: Off-world, John breaks his word to Weir when he risks the lives of his team-mates to save Rodney

Through A Glass Darkly    Part: 6/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Atlantis
Date Archived: Mar 7, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Beckett/McKay, Sheppard/Other
Categories: Angst, Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 26kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: The epic that began with a challenge, ends with one as well... It fulfills the 'John bottoms and it effects the city somehow' challenge kinda... not sure who issued the challenge, but here you go regardless... Enjoy

Rodney Sighed    Part: 1/3 of The Near Miss Saga

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 14, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 5kb
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: None

Round Hole, Square Peg    Part: 2/3 of The Near Miss Saga

Atlantis
Date Archived: Jan 21, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor,
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 6kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Sheppard has McKay watching duty on mission... and even though they kind of do, they don't

Fixation    Part: 3/3 of The Near Miss Saga

Atlantis
Date Archived: Mar 7, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor, Lust, Pre-Slash
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 6kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Just another routine search of the Ancient city... So why does Rodney need an escort?

A Simple Game Of Touch

Atlantis
Date Archived: Feb 4, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Challenge Response, Humor, Pre-Slash
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 22kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney goes outside after John makes a potentially provocative bargain

Paperwork    Part: 1/4 of Misconstrued Misconduct

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 31, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 2kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney brought a little piece of home to the Pegasus Galaxy... and so what if he didn't *exactly* get permission first

Dropping At The Eaves    Part: 2/4 of Misconstrued Misconduct

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 31, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 3kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Ford and Teyla overhear... well, *something*

Dart    Part: 3/4 of Misconstrued Misconduct

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 31, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 8kb
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Off-world Shep has to draw on his own first-aid skills to save Rodney

A Little Bit Of Cheer    Part: 4/4 of Misconstrued Misconduct

Atlantis
Date Archived: Jan 21, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Angst, H/C,
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 20kb
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Thirty Eight Minutes

Summary: Hope finds the most unlikely places to take root and grow

Coup De Grace    Part: 2/2 of All's Fair (Part 1 by Leah, Part 2 by Cynical_Coat)

Atlantis
Date Archived: Jan 21, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 7kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney get's his spoils after his team wins a war game... and then gets a little more than he bargained for...

A Meeting With Dr. Weir

Atlantis
Date Archived: Jan 3, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir/Teyla (implied)
Categories: Pre-Slash, Challenge Response
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 6kb
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: In order to keep her own sanity intact, Elizabeth decides it's past time to have a serious talk with John

Gift    Part: 1/2 of Gift

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 23, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor, Angst, Romance
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 14kb
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Hide and Seek, Suspicion, Thirty Eight Minutes

Summary: It's Rodney's birthday, and Sheppard is full of surprises

Exchange    Part: 2/2 of Gift

Atlantis
Date Archived: Jan 3, 2005
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Angst, Romance
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 4kb
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney thinks he's being mocked again... how far will John go to prove him wrong?

The Act

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 23, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Humor, Angst
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 11kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Keeping up the act, in three acts

Calm

Atlantis
Date Archived: Dec 23, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: None
Season/Episode: The Eye
Size: 3kb
Rating: Unrated
Warnings: Character Death
Spoilers: None

Summary: John tries to stay focused in the failing light after the storm

Baggage    Part: 1/5 of John's Journal

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 9, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 2kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: John write's in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Holster    Part: 2/5 of John's Journal

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 15, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 5kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: John writes in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Closet    Part: 3/5 of John's Journal

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 15, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 3kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: John writes in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Skin    Part: 4/5 of John's Journal

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 15, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 3kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Hide and Seek

Summary: John writes in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Release    Part: 5/5 of John's Journal

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 15, 2004
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 2kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: John writes in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Pawn Takes The King

Atlantis
Date Archived: Nov 14, 2004
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay/Beckett
Categories: Humor
Season/Episode: Season 1
Size: 6kb
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: An interesting game of chess takes an even more interesting turn