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Draco the Lizard

The Intergalactic Space Race Special

SG1
Date Archived: Oct 1, 2006
Pairing: Jack/Male
Categories: Adventure, Crossover (Top Gear with a bit of Doctor Who), Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 43kb More Info
Now, there isn't any actual obvious slash in this story, but it contains male/male flirting, and therefore I think it counts

Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: SG-1 has a problem: Major Carter is held hostage by aliens, and they can only get her back if they win a race. General Hammond decides they need the best driver on the planet to win it. Unfortunately the best driver on the planet brings some guests

When Intergalactic Flirting Hussies Meet

SG1
Date Archived: May 30, 2006
Pairing: Jack/Male
Categories: Crossover (Doctor Who), First Time, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 49kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bondage
Spoilers: None

Summary: Jack O'Neill meets Jack Harkness. And when two intergalactic flirting hussies meet, this sort of thing seems inevitable

Aliens Make Them Do It

SG1
Date Archived: May 22, 2006
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 40kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: Another day, another bunch of aliens who think it's a great idea for Jack and Daniel to get naked and sweaty. Concerned about the lack of originality? No worries, there's a bit of a twist ;).

Except This Time    Part: 1/3 of Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

SG1
Date Archived: May 9, 2006
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Categories: First Time, Humor, Pre-Slash
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 48kb
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: SG1 goes to a karaoke bar. Jack and Daniel both know that karaoke is best dealt with by being drunk. Some other things however, are not best dealt with by being drunk

Wake Me Up Before You Go-go - Or Just Leave Me Asleep.    Part: 2/3 of Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

SG1
Date Archived: May 13, 2006
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Categories: First Time, Humor, Pre-Slash
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 52kb
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: SG1 goes to a karaoke bar. Jack and Daniel both know that karaoke is best dealt with by being drunk. Some other things however, are not best dealt with by being drunk. Second verse, same at first except... a different point of view.

Born To Be Wild - Once Awake, Anyway    Part: 3/3 of Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

SG1
Date Archived: May 17, 2006
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Categories: First Time, Humor
Season/Episode: Any
Size: 14kb
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

Summary: The next morning... oh, come ON, what do you think happens? WARNING: Contains non-con toothbrushing scenes!

Clueless

SG1
Date Archived: May 6, 2006
Pairing: Implied Jack/Thor, implied Jack/Bra'tac
Categories: Pre-Slash, Humor
Season/Episode: Season 4
Size: 8kb
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Small Victories

Summary: After the run-in with the Replicators, Jack now has to deal with the rest of his team and their absurd theories regarding Thor and his interest in Jack

Settling Differences

SG1
Date Archived: May 6, 2006
Pairing: Teal'c/Jack, Jack/Thor
Categories: First Time, Humor
Season/Episode: Nemesis
Size: 4kb
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Nemesis

Summary: Thor and Teal'c realise they both have feelings for Jack! How will they settle this?

Settling Differences - The Aftermath

SG1
Date Archived: May 6, 2006
Pairing: Teal'c/Jack, Jack/Thor
Categories: First Time, Humor
Season/Episode: Nemesis
Size: 1kb
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character Death
Spoilers: Nemesis

Summary: The loser can't quite deal with the winner getting Jack. But this sore loser has a plan!