Pairings: Sam/Janet (sort of)
Category: Challenge, COmedy
Date: 10th February, 2002
Spoilers: Possibly """"Message in a Bottle"""", but only if you're being really picky
Summary: Ummm....how do you make hardened Air Force Officers and Marines relax?
Notes: This is a challenge fic that was posed to me by Silne. I take no responsibility for this fic...it is all Silne's fault...she provided the ideas, I just wrote the words. Blame her ;) Oh yeah - it's un-beta-ed, un-spell-checked, un-grammar-checked, the ending is really weak and I don't care. ;)
Please feel free to e-mail with any comments. Please try not to flame me...constructive criticism works better. Send all flames to silne ;)
So, I hear you ask, what was this challenge? Well, it is as follows:
- Sam has to wear a bright pink bandanna
- Janet must wear CFMs
- A toothpick must be the focus of at least one paragraph and/or conversation
- Sam or Janet speaks technobabble and Jack understands
- Sam has to say """"I've never seen one that looked like that before""""
- Janet has to say """"Oh my God! It's huge!""""
I chose a condom as Jack's costume because he always reminds me of Captain Kirk - a different alien babe on every planet. I think he must have a packet of prophylactics as his standard survival gear.
Daniel was a toothpick partly to fit in with the challenge and partly because sometimes I think he gets stuck between people's teeth and they need something to pick him out with
Janet is a Dominatrix because...well...aren't all doctors sadists anyway?
Sam is a Teeny Bopper because sometimes she reminds me a lot like a teenager with the most recent cd of some popular band when it comes to her gadgets, doohickeys and whatsits.
The ending is weak because I had to end it and it wasn't going anywhere.
There was originally a serious version of this (silne said there was no way I could write it without being funny), but it fell by the wayside because my Muses liked that idea even less.
I never mentioned who was responsible for organising the party, but in my mind it was General Hammond trying to give his teams a break from the SGC and bring a little amusement into their lives. What a guy